Who knew there was an ancient Pokemon secret - passed down from young man to young man over the ages - that promised extra evolutionary powers, training techniques and energy enhancers if only the players built their decks and played their battles shirtless?
Well, my boys have uncovered the secret!
Pokemon players worldwide, beware of the Plummer Pikachus!
Oh yeah, and the Beaver Hat!
Our Third Teenager
11 months ago
1 comment:
Shirtless is only one of the ancient Pokemon secrets to achieving nirvana. Others include wasting all your allowance every week on new packs, spending days re-organizing your pokemon cards into new and exciting decks, and the most powerful is when the player is moved to speaking in tongues - language that only other Pokemon masters can understand, yet puts everyone else to sleep. Lots to learn young players ;) Love the UT Pokemon Team
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